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4. Desperation, Delusion and Other Hobbies
After watching Heated Rivalry for the sixth time — yes, sixth — I decided it was for research. Purely analytical. I needed to confirm whether they were actually kissing or if it was clever camera angles. That is why I replayed certain scenes. Paused. Rewound. Zoomed in mentally. It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they have Greek-god bodies, are offensively gorgeous, beautifully directed, and wrapped in emotionally devastating storytelling. No. I am a serious r
Stefanie Capone
Mar 283 min read


3. The Identity Funeral
I have now spent one full month crying my eyes out. Not delicate cinematic tears. Ugly crying. Puffy face. Existential soundtrack playing in the background. A full-blown identity pity-party crisis. My poor husband did not know what to do with me. Every evening when he finished work — still productive, still employed, still relevant — I would greet him like a Victorian widow: “I don’t talk to anyone. I’m bored. My life has no meaning.” And because he is a rational kind human b
Stefanie Capone
Mar 282 min read


2. Missing the Trauma Bond
Winter was long. The days were short. The gym had officially become muscle memory. Swipe in. Treadmill. Weights. Pilates. Smile politely. Leave. Autopilot. And then one day, mid-leg press, a horrifying thought entered my mind: I miss my job. Excuse me? My job? The one that emotionally sanded me down for 30 years? The one that required medication as a coping strategy? That job? Impossible. And yet. What was I actually missing? Not the deadlines. Not the politics. Not the “per
Stefanie Capone
Mar 282 min read


1. The Day Everything Stopped
It’s February 20th, 2026. I am bored out of my actual mind. Not cute bored. Not “I’ll reorganize a drawer” bored. Existential, staring-at-the-wall, wondering: How will I ever be happy, grateful, accomplished, recognized, celebrated… now that I no longer have a job? Because apparently my personality was 87% Outlook calendar. Let’s rewind. I worked for a national company for 30 years. Thirty. Years. I loved my job. Was I stressed? Yes. Overworked? Obviously. Depressed? Occasion
Stefanie Capone
Mar 282 min read
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